The Saga of Bob the Duck

Josie’s favorite Joke..

Bob the duck walks into a feed store and asks the guy at the counter, “Got any fish?”

The guy at the counter responds, “Sorry, we don’t, we only sell feed.”

Bob the duck thanks the man and leaves the store.

The next day Bob returns to the feed store and asks again, “Got any fish?”
 
The guy at the counter responds, “As I told you yesterday, we don’t sell fish, we sell feed.”

Bob the duck thanks the man and leaves the store.
 
The next day Bob the duck returns again to the feed store and asks, “Got any fish?”.

This time the man at the encounter (who was pretty frustrated with Bob) responds, “I’ve told you two days in a row, we don’t sell fish! We only sell feed! If you return another day I am going to nail your feet to the floor!”.

Bob sheepishly leaves the store.
 
The next day Bob the duck returns again to the store and asks the man at the counter, “Got any nails?”

The man says, “Nope”.

Bob the ducks responds, “O.K. Got any fish?”