Media Geurrilla has a classic post up this morning that is a parody of those famous Bud Light Real American Hero Commercials, entitled Mr. A-List Blogger Keynote Speaker.  In other unrelated news Scoble’s exit interview was posted yesterday on Channel 9.

Mr. A-List Blogger Keynote Speaker

Today we solute you, Mr. A-List Blogger Keynote Speaker.

Blogging may have made you famous, but speaking will make you infamous.

You, bastion of the unkeynote, take to the stage, projecting to everyone in attendance that you’re fully prepared to waste their time.

[chorus: you're in the Technorati 100!!]

Yes indeed you’re smart, smart enough to know you’re in over your head, and that’s exactly when you retreat, master of deflection.

After all, why waste time preparing a speech when you could simply waste time asking and entertaining random off-topic questions from the audience.

[chorus: substance is overrated!!]

So go ahead, make the attendees carry your keynote, while you skillfully wield the microphone across the bewildered room.

[chorus: it's time to check our email!!]

It takes guts to do what you don’t do, veteran of the ego surf, but it takes even more guts to charge for it. You put the con back in conference. Thank you.

This one’s for you, Mr. A-List Blogger Keynote Speaker.

Thanks for the laugh Mike.